last friday,i went to the nearest super market to help my mum to buy two dozen of Anglia Shandy.
But when i reach the super market,i saw my favourite chocolate bars were on sale,
without a doubt i use the money that my mum gave me to bring those delicious cholate home.
The moment i reach home, i heard my mum shouting at me asking for her Anglia Shandy,
i was panic and speechless, she said:speak now, where's my god damn Shandy?
why you always use the money i gave you to buy something else?'
and i replied to her'you know why?
becasue we are who we are,my friends and i loves to do this to our mum'.
My mum ran to her bedroom and took a grenade out,
and she said:'give me my Shandy or i'll bomb you up with this'.
suddently she stop yelling at me for a moment and said:'allright,
if you stil remember my name i'll forgive you,so whats my name" ofcourse i know her name,iwas forgiven
i walk out from the house with my chocolate finding a nice spot to enjoy it and
i suddently receive a phone cal from my friend Jerry,
he said there are people waiting outside the line pray all day using the fireworks,
they're insane, and i replied him, 'the time has changed,
people nowdays love to praying using fireworks,but i don't get them though'
He asked me out to his place and sing some song,i followed him.
we had a great time singing together but suddently he said 'promise me you'
wont leave me, please promise this,and err..will you marry me'
i was stunned and run away from him and shout out loud to him'i want to forget you!
i never want to see you again' and he said' nevermind, we'll be allright'
on the way home i saw people praying using fireworks, i walked up and ask them'
are you guys playing god or what?' they all get angry and chase me like a G6,
damn i wanted to back to december so much,i'm 20pounds heavier right now that i cant even run faster,
the fireworks goes higher and higher and i whip my hair faster and faster while
im running away from them, i turn around and have a look,
suddently i saw someone familiar was chasing me too, hey! it's Jerry!
He's chasing me with those nuts and shouted' DOnt let me go!'
finally i reach my place and the stop chasing me.
I felt so relaxing lying on the couch and suddently i say to myself:
'am i suppose to eat my chocolate?'
i put my hand into my pocket and take it out,
it was melt,theres the worst part of a chocolate,
but..i was lucky enough that i didnt get bomb into ashes by mom,
smacked up by those insane people nor do hugged and kissed my the crazy Jerry,
hmm..that was nice,
i hopped into my bed and keep recalling my weird and funny things that i been throught the whole day.
love this!
Thanks bro for the help! =)
JNic_WL_Shnicky
